January 2012
jakeenglish: man it’s balls when people are upset and there’s not really much you can do about it regardless of how much you want to i wish i could suck in all my friends’ sads and deal with them myself so they don’t have to be sad ever.
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December 2011
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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beatlesrsghjlpm62: Legitimately one of the best things that ever happened.
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gerard-gay: there iS A REASON I TYPE LIKE THIS it buILDS UP THE EXCITEMENT  this is too boring THIS IS OBNOXIOUS  look itS THE PERFECT BALANCE 
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rosevests: whyisyourdoorundermybucket: PERIOD BLOOD COOKIES? WHAT’S NEXT SEMEN MILKSHAKES?????????????????? FECES FRIES????????????????? URINE LOLLIPOPS?????????????????? BOW TIED FRENCH FRIES ????????????????????????????????
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BIEN CTM: hadeonmehader: beyondthepensieve:... →
hadeonmehader: beyondthepensieve: executing: continues using missing e as an act of rebellion #LETS BRING DOWN THE KARPITAL from the twelve districts of missing e users, two bloggers will be chosen, a fandom blog and one that only posts like coffee and shorts and stuff….
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black person: I hate white people
everyone: true dat
white person: I hate black people
everyone: RACIST!
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
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neyruto: so stick with us cause phineas and ferb are gonna do it all
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my niece is watching dragon ball z
my dad: what's that called? hentai?
me: umm...no, that's anime.
my dad: oh, then what's hentai?
me:
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garyfuckingoak: epthemc: bloodgods: micoolbetts: People saying weed isn’t bad, that’s ridiculous it’s like masturbating at a funeral it’s not the worst thing you can do but that doesn’t make it good dane cook when did you get a tumblr That was the worst comparison ive ever had the misfortune of reading analogy game disastrous
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Your crush needs Mouth-to-Mouth Resuscitation
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b0wtiesrcool replied to your post: no I need it in...
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b0wtiesrcool replied to your post: toats. i...
get a kindle
Dec 29th
b0wtiesrcool replied to your post: ya i haven’t...
i know its too mainstream :(
Dec 29th
b0wtiesrcool said: oh gross
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Dec 29th
b0wtiesrcool said: w0w readin is l4me!!!!1!1!...
1 kn0w 1m a n3rd l0l (hunger games trilogy)
Dec 29th
im actually really pissed that this book is so good AURGGGG
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